Advertise on Stinkwave^TM

Your banner could be seen by all the bazillions of visitors to Stinkwave^TM. Who knows how many there really are? You aren't stupid enough to believe those web counters are you? But hey, you came here! And if you did, they will too. Just think of all those bored, overstimulated Generation-Xers with nothing better to do than to spend their money or their parents' money or whoever's money on your product.

It only takes one easy step:

All you have to do is just send US$10,000 to the address below and Your Ad Banner will appear (well maybe some of the time) instead of the bogus one. That will do you for a month. What, you say? You don't have US$10,000? Yeah right. Sure you don't. Put it on your credit card. It's pocket change. But if you aren't going to send it to me, then go away and stop wasting my bandwidth!

Here is where to send the money:

P.O. Box 1591 Corvallis, OR 97339-1591 USA

Advertise on StinkwaveTM

Advertise on Stinkwave^TM